Lord Shuteye prepares for his annual appearance at the regimental carol service, by rehearsing his famed rendition of "The Turkish Song of the Damned" after a three hour stint on the hookah.
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Sink Me, If it ain't The Good Lady Bec and Lady The Imp performing their celebrated midnight rendition of Heart of Oak in the kitchen garden at Moated Manor, to inspire the assembled gardeners and hirelings before the annual carrot and swede harvest.
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All together now:
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"Come cheer up my lads, 'tis to glory we steer.
To add something new to this wonderful year..."